{"product_id":"hibernation-t-shirt","title":"Hibernation T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e📚 The Gear That Gets You (To The Couch)\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eGildan Softstyle 64000 t-shirt, made from 100% ring-spun cotton, because if you’re going to cancel plans to stay home and read, you might as well do it in style. This unisex shirt has that lived-in, “I’ve been curled up with a book for years” feel right out of the package — we won’t tell your therapist. Heavier, quality material that runs true to size, because nothing says “serious reader” like a shirt that survives more wash cycles than you have unread books on your nightstand (so, a lot). Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who probably also have a teetering to-be-read pile and a coffee that’s gone cold — again.\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":50251894980837,"sku":"31047369210553465022","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":50251895013605,"sku":"18512049832863649294","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ S","offer_id":50251895046373,"sku":"88155871462920158156","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ S","offer_id":50251895079141,"sku":"33549502357166012144","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":50251895111909,"sku":"11338164721102538517","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ S","offer_id":50251895144677,"sku":"21587613811710179824","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":50251895177445,"sku":"32189332817843580046","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":50251895210213,"sku":"31401370431187649014","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ M","offer_id":50251895242981,"sku":"25096262280212391722","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ M","offer_id":50251895275749,"sku":"66701087172797196716","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":50251895308517,"sku":"44224638701865325972","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ M","offer_id":50251895341285,"sku":"90057082551489059330","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":50251895374053,"sku":"27924067973503763918","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":50251895406821,"sku":"93375246110442153604","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ L","offer_id":50251895439589,"sku":"32077271978469811179","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ L","offer_id":50251895472357,"sku":"11277418029898896291","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":50251895505125,"sku":"24461862072385638698","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ L","offer_id":50251895537893,"sku":"23546726223390177100","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":50251895570661,"sku":"28043518031444728939","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":50251895603429,"sku":"20689217587871627994","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ XL","offer_id":50251895636197,"sku":"24172847903653521357","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":50251895668965,"sku":"96737137832525717795","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":50251895701733,"sku":"30565957017991985250","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ XL","offer_id":50251895734501,"sku":"24315141247337265386","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":50251895767269,"sku":"63977277358468969252","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":50251895800037,"sku":"31168320506693991752","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":50251895832805,"sku":"32539160825792025494","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":50251895865573,"sku":"26065797100083047220","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":50251895898341,"sku":"11063887414420192084","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ 2XL","offer_id":50251895931109,"sku":"21766251433954290106","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":50251895963877,"sku":"16113156113282194019","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":50251895996645,"sku":"32839907827925189318","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":50251896029413,"sku":"16099576308729073639","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ 3XL","offer_id":50251896062181,"sku":"27777976314706393209","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0824\/2931\/3253\/files\/SportGrey_bdca2ee3-e2fc-4a0c-b9c3-5be08e909902.png?v=1784173180","url":"https:\/\/highlycaffeinatedreadersclub.com\/products\/hibernation-t-shirt","provider":"Highly Caffeinated Readers Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}